| "You
are Jacob Streiker, and you're getting mighty fed up with things. A vicious
cartel of mutant mechanistic animals controls
your country.
Your neighbors seem to be like lemmings, scrambling over each other to kill
themselves. Armed rebellion is your only chance. In Handkerchief, find out
what happens when lemmings fight with weapons!"
When I originally saw the screenshots for Handkerchief, I had no idea what
to expect. The smallish characters and game's description (see above) led me
to believe that the game was something akin to Worms Armageddon. When I received
a copy of the game, I found that it's nothing like Worms at all. It's actually
a bizarre side-scrolling action game.
You are, as Jacob Streiker, seeking revenge against those that
evicted you rather forcefully from your home. (Actually, they blew it up
and left you with
nothing to do but get them back.) You begin your mission with nothing but a
smallish handgun. Various power-ups are distributed via vending machines. As
you kill enemies, they drop coins that you can use to purchase health (glucose),
weapons and bombs. One type of bomb is the "turncoat bomb," that
enables you to use an enemy's weapon for a while, as they follow you around
the screen.
The graphics are relatively modest. You can run the game in full-screen mode
or in a window without any noticeable change in the game's performance. It's
safe to say that the game doesn't put a lot of strain on your computer's graphics
hardware. The game is completely 2D and is reminiscent of many old 16-bit shooters
I used to play on the Amiga in the early 1990's. That's not to say the graphics
are bad. They have a retro-simplistic look that's kind of refreshing in this
day and age of 3D games.
The soundtrack is a strange, funky bit of music that's accentuated with the
squeaky voices of the game's characters. The explosions and weapons are all
given the appropriate sound effects, but everything else has a distinct cartoony
flavor that lends a lot of silliness to the goings-on in the game. (Any game
that puts you up against robots, disgruntled army men and goldfish that shoot
at you definitely has a lot of silliness going on.)
It's hard to fault a game as weird as Handkerchief for too much, especially
when you understand what the game is striving for. The game is attempting to
bring an action packed game to users hungering for a well-executed action game
that doesn't get overly complicated. PC games have a tendency to follow one
of two routes: a) be overly complicated and require expensive cutting-edge
hardware or b) be poorly programmed and ready for the cut-out bins within a
month of release. Handkerchief avoids that trap by being a modestly priced
action game that is glitch-free and delivers a good chunk of fun in the process.
Tested on: Pentium II 233 MHz, 64 MB RAM, 32X CD-ROM drive, Best Data Voodoo
2 12 MB accelerator, Saitek X6-32M gamepad, Logitech MouseMan mouse, and Windows
98.
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