Blade:
Trinity (2004)
Rated R
Starring: Wesley Snipes, Kris Kristofferson,
and Jessica Biel
Rating:

out
of

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After breaking
out in one of the better comic book films in recent memory (1998's Blade),
the Blade movies have degenerated with each entry in
the series. Blade II was a mess of CGI-effects-heavy fight scenes
and a suspenseless plot. 2004's Blade: Trinity is completely disconnected
from the first two films. The plot-driven action of the first film is nowhere
to be found and the energy
of the second (one of the few good things about that film) is also missing. This time around, Blade (Wesley Snipes) and Whistler (Kris Kristofferson)
find themselves hunted by the FBI. Vampires, who fear they can't destroy Blade
alone, have manipulated humans into thinking Blade is a serial killer who must
be stopped. When his hideout is infiltrated by FBI agents and police, Whistler
is killed and Blade is captured. When all looks lost, Blade is rescued by a
group of vampire hunters called the Nightstalkers, led by Hannibal King (Ryan
Reynolds) and Abigail Whistler (Jessica Biel), who happens to be Whistler's
daughter.
The vampires, led by Danica Talos (Parker Posey), one of the most ridiculous
villainesses of all-time, have awakened the original vampire, Dracula (Dominic
Purcell). Apparently, the vampires' bloodline has become diluted over time
and the blood of the original vampire could help them finally overcome humans
as the dominant species on the planet. Yawn.
Despite
the movie's two hour running time, I actually had trouble recalling the simplistic
plot. What I can remember is the excessive amount of screentime
devoted to Ryan Reynolds' Hannibal King delivering bad jokes and sarcastic
comments or Jessica Biel's Abigail loading up playlists for her iPod. The action
sequences are poorly edited and not terribly inventive or interesting.
First-time director David S. Goyer, who also penned the script for this and
the first two Blade films, seems as if he's trying to hide the fact that Snipes
may not be doing his own stunt work in the film in even the simplest of sequences.
There are many shots of Blade fighting that are either interrupted by objects
in the foreground that serve to block our view or we see Blade's body, but
not his head, in many instances.
Aside from the uninteresting action, there's a lot of derivative stuff going
on here. When Dracula is in his non-human form, he appears to be a rip-off
of Predator, with a multiple-mandible jaw and a massive physique. The fight
scene in the police station recalled a similar fight in The Terminator. Thankfully,
there are no bullet-time effects (ala The Matrix) that I can recall. Then again,
this film is so forgettable, there might have been.
It's a
shame that the last of the Blade films is nowhere near as good as
the original in any aspect. Aside from having the attractive Jessica Biel,
this
film has
nothing to recommend it over the previous two entries. Disappointing. Trivia: When
Hannibal King is telling Blade about the return of Dracula, he shows Blade
a copy of Tomb of Dracula #55. Marvel's "Tomb of Dracula" comic
(#10 to be precise) was the title in which Blade made his first appearance
in the early-1970s. (Source: The
Internet Movie Database) |