the May 23, 1998 issue of TV Guide, director Roland Emmerich is quoted
as saying that "if people don't like the characters, they won't
want to watch the explosions." In Emmerich's new version of Godzilla,
one wishes the characters would explode so as to
free the audience from having to see any more of them.
Starring: Matthew Broderick, Hank Azaria
and Jean Reno
This reinvention of the Godzilla character finds the old Godzillasaurus
myth of the Japanese films replaced by a giant, mutated iguana from somewhere
in the South Pacific. French nuclear testing has created the large creature,
who is on a northeasterly trek towards New York. Along the way, he attacks
a Japanese canning boat and sinks three fishing trawlers. Finally, he
arrives in the fishery district of New York, before burrowing into the
Tatopoulos (Matthew Broderick) is a researcher for the Nuclear Regulatory
Commission who is brought in by the military to try to understand what
they're dealing with. He's pulled from his study of worms outside of the
Chernobyl plant in Russia to examine the evidence that the creature has
left behind in Panama. While there, he encounters a strange man claiming
to be a French insurance agent (Jean Reno).
appears on TV and catches the eye of Audrey (Maria Patillo), his former
college sweetheart who's
now a would-be reporter at a New
York TV station. Audrey schemes a way to get to talk to Nick when he arrives
in New York in pursuit of the creature. She apparently left him when he
asked her to marry him and wants a second chance. His story would also
help her career as well. A cameraman (Hank Azaria) helps her with her
plan to scoop "evil" anchorman Charles Caiman (Harry Shearer).
As the creature romps around New York, the storyline follows Audrey's
desire to become a reporter in spite of the opposition she faces from
Caiman. She steals a top secret videotape from Nick and airs the footage
on her station. As a result, Nick is fired from his job on the advisory
team and he is hired by the strange French guy for another assignment:
finding Godzilla's nest and, possibly, eggs.
The plot, such as it is, reduces
the middle of the film to a yawn-inducing borefest that actually prompted
a man sitting behind me to shout out, "Put
Godzilla on the damn screen already!" I couldn't have agreed with
him any more than I did.
The original Godzilla was,
at least in his original incarnation, a truly evil creature motivated
to destroy the humanity that caused his awakening.
This new-for-the-90s reinvention is a step backwards; making Godzilla
a non-motivated dumb lizard. One scene features an encounter between Nick
and the creature that hardly makes Godzilla seem like something to be
feared. Should one empathize with the new Godzilla? That's not a question
one should have to ask during a "monster" movie. When a character
states that Godzilla is "not an enemy," what is he? He's Godzilla,
for crying out loud. He's supposed to be the enemy.
As for the look of the new Godzilla, he's not bad looking for a mutated
iguana. Still, he lacks the original's dumb charm. The new Godzilla is
too sleek and sporty for his own good.
This new movie is full of obvious product placement, bad references to
Siskel and Ebert, and some of the stupidest military commanders in movie
history. (Why would one use heat seeking missiles on a cold-blooded animal?)
All and all, Godzilla is one of the worst movies I've seen in a long time.
Not just a disappointment, Godzilla is a disaster.
tornado disrupted filming in Jersey City on May 6, 1997. The film
crew managed to get some footage of the disaster filmed, and will
possibly include it in the movie. (Source: The
Internet Movie Database)