Ashton Kutcher and Brittany Murphy are young, beautiful and not very
good actors. (Well, at least in what I've seen them in.) With that in mind,
my hopes for Just Married weren't very high. After a promising beginning, the
movie lived up to my low expectations.
Starring: Ashton Kutcher, Brittany Murphy,
and Christian Kane
Tom (Kutcher) and Sarah (Murphy) have about as much in common as you'd expect
a Hollywood couple to have. Tom is a poor, late night radio traffic reporter.
Sarah is the daughter of a rich sports team owner. Of course, a chance meeting
on a beach is all they need to set a romance in motion and, despite the protestations
of Sarah's parents, they get married shortly thereafter. Just Married focuses
on the couple's honeymoon in Europe and the supposedly funny events that take
place as they visit France and Italy.
What I kept thinking throughout
the entire movie is that these two people are supposed to have lived together
for nine months and still they don't really
know much about each other. What did they talk about during those nine months?
They seem like they're on their first date rather than their honeymoon. When
Tom wants to watch baseball at a bar in Venice rather than visit a church with
Sarah, I wondered, "Why would she marry this guy in the first place?" That's
the kiss of death for a romantic comedy even one as inept as Just Married.
If I don't think they belong together, why would I care if the former boyfriend
follows them to Italy?
delivers a nice message about working through problems in a relationship
rather than giving up, but most viewers will probably give up on this laughless
movie before hearing it. And rightfully so.
Tom is telling Sarah about how her dog really died, the tennis ball moves
from the desk to the floor between shots. (Source: The
Internet Movie Database)