Pinocchio's
Revenge (1996)
Rated R
Starring: Lewis Van Bergen, Brittany Alyse
Smith, and Rosalind Allen
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There are good B-movies and there are bad B-movies. Both are pretty fun
to watch and have plenty to offer fans of the absurd -- like me. However,
it takes a real effort to make a B-movie that leaves one with a sense
of ambivalence, as does Pinocchio's Revenge. When defense attorney Jennifer Garrick (Rosalind Allen) brings home evidence
in the form of a Pinocchio marionette created by convicted killer Vincent
Gotto (Lewis Van Bergen), her daughter, Zoe (Brittany Alyse Smith), thinks
it's her new birthday present. Zoe becomes very attached to the doll,
at the expense of her other, formerly beloved, stuffed animals. Jennifer
tries to explain that Pinocchio is only visiting, but Zoe refuses to give
up the marionette. Zoe's behavior becomes a little strange and, suddenly,
strange things begin happening around the house.
Jennifer's live-in nanny, Sophia (Candace McKenzie), finds the puppet
watching her in the shower, providing some gratuitous nudity in the process.
Sophia begins to suspect something is up, but events take a turn for the
worse after Pinocchio appears to strike back against Zoe's enemies at
school.
The film is directed and written by Kevin Tenney, who's responsible for
such gems as Witchboard and Night of the Demons. Tenney attempts a pseudo-psychological
approach to the slasher film that really falls flat on its face. When
one's basically dealing with a Child's Play rip-off, there's little room
for the games Tenney attempts to play with the viewer on who's actually
responsible for the crimes at hand.
At first, the movie seems a bit more intelligent than its subject matter
would make it appear to be. Unfortunately, by the third act, the movie
deteriorates into standard slasher fare with the psychological aspect
merely preventing the movie from becoming too carried away, which is exactly
what it needed to do to become much more interesting.
The performances are surprisingly good for this type of film. Lewis Van
Bergen, who some people may recognize from The Relic, is effective as
Vincent Gotto, who takes the secret of Pinocchio to his grave. Brittany
Alyse Smith's Zoe manages to be somewhat entertaining without being annoying.
Rosalind Allen's Jennifer Garrick is adequate at showing the range of
emotion necessary when discovering your daughter's playthings may be murdering
the guests.
All in all, Pinocchio's
Revenge is neither horrible or very good. It's
seriousness, in spite of its subject matter, and lack of B-movie corniness
prevent it from being a classic bad movie, but it just doesn't have the
script to be a classic horror movie. It's merely a movie that strings
you along, waiting for a pay-off that never comes. Trivia: Rosalind
Allen, who plays Jennifer Garrick, is visible in Mother, with Albert
Brooks, as the woman at the gas station. (Source: The
Internet Movie Database) |