The
Scorpion King (2002)
Rated R
Starring: The Rock, Kelly Hu, and Michael
Clarke Duncan
Rating:

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Last summer's abysmal The
Mummy Returns introduced audiences to the character
of the Scorpion King. In that film, he was a villain. Not really a willing
villain, but a villain nonetheless. One of my main problems with that
earlier film was that the Scorpion King wasn't given much screen time.
Now, one year later, that problem has been rectified.
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
plays Mathayus, an Arkadian assassin. He is hired to kill a sorceress
employed by Memnon (Steven Brand), a ruthless
warlord who threatens to eradicate all of the free tribes in Egypt. The
source of his power is the sorceress Cassandra (Kelly Hu,) who foresees
Memnon's victories and gives his soldiers the confidence they need to
fight valiantly. When Mathayus is betrayed and the assassination plot
foiled, he and the sorceress become unlikely allies in the battle to overthrow
Memnon and free Egypt from his rule.
This movie is a prequel to The
Mummy Returns, taking place thousands
of years earlier, although there are no real connections between the films
other than Mathayus. The future Scorpion King is still a hero and a do-gooder
here.
Some have compared The Rock's
role to the first of Arnold Schwarzenegger's action roles in Conan:
The Barbarian. While The Rock does wield a mean
sword, this film isn't as heavy-handed as that early 80s film. The Rock
does seem like an "Arnold Lite" -- cracking one-liners as he
cracks some heads -- but it somehow seems less corny with him doing it
instead of Schwarzenegger. Maybe it's the lack of an Austrian accent.
The Scorpion King doesn't take itself seriously at all and that makes
it much more enjoyable. If it were played straight, it would be tedious
and unintentionally laughable. Director Chuck Russell ought to know what
makes Schwarzenegger tick. He directed him in Eraser, one of Arnie's last
big films.
This is not a cerebral film by any means. The characters are all paper-thin,
the action is fairly predictable and the acting is just barely adequate.
Still, The Scorpion King manages to be entertaining and fun thanks to
the collection of personalities onscreen. The Rock definitely has screen
presence and charisma. He's not going to challenge Denzel Washington for
any roles, but he's action-film good. Steven Brand, who's mainly been
in TV roles, makes a decent, slimy villain. Michael Clarke Duncan (The
Green Mile) plays up his role as a Nubian Warrior as much as he can. Kelly
Hu, who's previous claims to fame have been Surf Ninjas and Nash Bridges,
serves up more eye candy than acting prowess, but, somehow, that's okay.
Maybe it's the clever ideas the wardrobe people had to come up with to
keep her from showing too much skin, but I didn't mind her too much.
Overall, The
Scorpion King isn't going to win any awards for originality,
acting, special effects or, well, anything, but it still manages to be
entertaining in a summer movie kind of way. Since that's what it is, it's
hard to fault it for delivering what it's supposed to: a good dumb fun
night at the movies. Trivia: Vince
McMahon is an Executive Producer on the movie only because of the
use of the name "The Rock" which he owns. (Source: The
Internet Movie Database) |